EXS24: I'm changing my name

Me: That's cool, I get it, EXS24 is definitely a kind of 2000s throwback sounding name for a sampler instrument these days. What's the new name

EXS24: Sampler

Me: Sampler

Sampler: Sampler

🎶 Are you going to Scarborough Fair (no)

Pars... now I don’t know what I should say

I just assumed you’d be headed there

That’s on me, I’ll be on my way

::looks all around cohost like I lost my dang keys or something::

due to an unfortunate mistake, the meatball menu is still there right now but it is the same color as the background so you can't see it; if you click it, it works normally

we already have a deploy in the pipeline to fix it so it's the correct color again

edit: the meatballs have returned

ok but why'd you write "the meatballs have returned" and not "looks like meatballs are back on the menu, boys"

Sickos do much more than simply say, ‘Yes… ha ha ha, yes”

[photo of me in the woods looking into the middle distance, pensively]

by Matthew Seiji Burns

BY NOW, we've all seen the cartoon image of the man